Well, it wasn’t teething, folks, it was Roseola.
Such a bummer because A. Week of Hell with zero teeth to show for it, and B. We gave Bodhi a virus because we thought the damn virus was teething! He had no fever and no flu or cold symptoms, but on Saturday morning I took off his clothes to find this:

Oye. The annoying thing about this virus is the rash doesn’t appear until the end, so we meandered around town and various toddler groups with a VIRUS. We’ve got some karma coming our way…
He’s feeling better and to celebrate, we hit the park. Actually, I think the park will be a daily necessity for this ball (pun intended) of energy.
Going to the park regularly is a great idea!