The horses were so cool. He fed them hay for a long time. Then he found a big stick and started to “fish.” I kept telling him if he hit a horse with the stick, no more stick. Well, that’s what happened at the end of the video. Tears followed. The horses were unharmed. We’ll be back. With carrots. And no sticks.

My favorite part is when he says, “Dammit.” Yea, I know he shouldn’t be cursing at two, but he uses it so appropriately I can’t bear to correct him. He’s got two potty-mouthed parents so what are ya gonna do?